Broke Back What

A successful rancher died & left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long & hard about it, and when noone else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around rather than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day & knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard & the ranch was doing very well. Then one day the widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town & kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse & take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly on her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said "If you ever wear my clothes again, you're fired!"